Jokes from Robin Williams' stand-up comedy tour

Robin Williams' current stand-up comedy tour has been getting sparkling reviews. Here are some of the zingers he's tossed out so far:

• On Osama bin Laden: "We can't find him, but he's a 6-foot-5 Arab on dialysis. Call me crazy, but look for a guy connected to his luggage."

• On the anthrax scare: "In the old days we used to look for white powder in envelopes."

• On Sept. 11: "The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying, 'Give me your poor, your tired, your huddled masses.' She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling, 'You want a piece of me?' "

• On the terrorists: "My only hope is when those terrorists get to heaven, they meet up with the kind of virgins we had in Catholic school: Sister Mike Ditka from Our Mother of Eternal Retribution."

• On turning 50: "Now your prostate is bigger than your ego."

• As Elmer Fudd in camouflage: "Be vewy vewy quiet. I'm hunting tewwowists."