Now That Dr. Evil Has Taken Over Starbucks And Made His Lair Atop The Space Needle, Here Are A Few Other Ways He's Going Seattle:

Fires Robert Wagner and recruits Dale Chihuly as new Number Two.

Recycles Kingdome as spaceship; uses tiles falling off at 4,000 mph to destroy his enemies.

Forces Pike Place Market fish throwers to toss ill-tempered, mutant sea bass to tourists.

Declares Fremont real center of the universe, and recruits troll as a new henchman.

Makes Hammering Man one of his unusually slow, easily escapable deathtraps for Austin Powers.

Makes Mount Rainier his new volcano HQ, now visible 365 days a year.

Stops construction on Experience Music Project, declaring it too garish.

Grows hair, repairs scar, gets glasses. Great jumblies, it's Bill

Gates!.